Sunday at Orphan Andy’s

December 1, 2009 at 3:57 pm (52 Sundays, Hot, Lovey) (, , , , )


8 am on a Sunday morning,
We walk to Orphan Andy’s for eggs and toast,
Down Market Street – the night still clinging to us,
The violet wash of dawn shimmers over the dirty sidewalk,
We are careful not to step in unintended consequences,
Watching our words as they murmur from our lips like steam.

Once in the diner,
We order from the waiter in the kilt,
With a studded belt spelling “naked”,
Everything makes me think of your ass,
So I gulp coffee and change the subject.

Your ass is my unintended consequence,
And I mince through this swamp of desire carefully,
Like one of those queens from around the corner,
Lifting my sequined skirt to avoid any mess,
It is no use – my words are frippery;
Pats of butter from rare cows living two miles from Stonehenge.
And each sentence is a nothing.

Eating our toast nibbly – quickly,
We prepare to leave Orphan Andy’s,
Get the check from the kilted waiter,
Rushing forward and home,
The yellow sun rising over our bed,
Like a schmaltzy greeting card,
Illustrating socialism with women bending over crops in the fields,
Or maybe just crops, and I bend over,
My ass and your ass and unintended consequences flying like birds,
I bend over.

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Pandemonium

November 23, 2009 at 4:22 pm (52 Sundays, Hot, Lovey) (, , , , )


Am I inconsolable or incomprehensible,
With your fingers inside of me,
Curled like a bird claw, something flying,
And I on the edge of the bed, the edge of the falling sky,
Holding my breath inside,
And then letting go with clamor of noise,
Flapping wings fluttering from my mouth,
A pandemonium of need.

A puffery of noise flying over the wires at night,
Miles away across mountains and water,
And you tell me that it will be weeks.
90 days before you are here again,
My heart is a nothing bird,
A skeleton with no organs inside,
And I listen for you slicing through the air like starlight,
Our mouths open to one another.

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I Texted You

November 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm (Lovey, Sad) (, )


There are so many ways to say things.
So I texted you during lunch,
To let you know that I was a very small person, maybe an elf,
With a wish, maybe a sentence to share,
Maybe a cloud floating through my wisp of a brain,
It’s nothing.

I threw some leftover bread to the sparrows and the pigeons,
Between texting fly-away sentences,
Wondering if I can slip this in cleverly,
Like a pill in a glob of vaseline to a kitten;
“I have a crush on you.”

I need to stay now,
And all I want is distance,
All I want are a million ways of leaving,
You think two states give me enough room, and you’re wrong.
Please go to another universe,
One where your lips don’t make my cunt hard and my body hot,
One where your words fade into dismal nothingness,
So I’m not tempted to talk to you.
I look down onto my table,
There are charms scattered, magic to give me what I need,
A handful of talismans are not enough to keep me here,
In this memory that ends in little words.

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Vanilla

October 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm (52 Sundays, Hot, Lovey) (, , , , , , )


Four days of you,
And all I can do is querulously ask,
From the floor at Dylan’s,
As I kneel at your feet,
Cleaning my dried come off of your new brown leather pants with my tongue,
“Why so vanilla?”
You both laugh at me.

You chuck me under my chinny-chin-chin,
And ask me, “What part was vanilla?
The part where I stuffed two feet of chain up your cunt?
Or the bit where you were tied up with a steel egg in your ass and I was fisting you?
Maybe it was where we were wearing boots, strap-ons and nothing else, and you were sucking my cock?
Or was it when I was beating you with a baseball bat?
Or was it here and now, with you licking my pants?
Tell me little Bird.”

The truth is this;
It isn’t the vanilla, but the soft bits,
Which terrifies me and leads me to whine,
It is all the tender parts;
The part where we lay together nuzzling like orphan ponies,
The part where we wrap ourselves around each other like seaweed,
Drowning in our bed of kisses and come,
Not getting up until 3 in the afternoon,
And then only to bring back soup bowls of heated up khoresh,
Eating while under the worn-out quilt,
The cat back on the bed for this interlude.
The parts where we sleep together,
Kissing each other even through our snores,
Shoulders, legs, backs, necks,
All warm flesh belonging to one another, and loved.
The rich vanilla of desire rolling through our mouths like holiday candy,
And I want you again and again.

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Blue Oxford Shirts

October 18, 2009 at 4:26 am (Hot, Short Stories) (, , , , , )


I’ve become obsessed with blue oxford shirts and cock-sucking. I’ve always liked cock-sucking, but I’ve never really liked the color blue unless it was part of something that was naturally blue, like the sky or forget-me-knots. My dislike of blue started because I had an ex that loved blue. The bluing of our home started with Mesa, the Dansk faux Native American dinnerware pattern that was so popular in the ‘80’s. After the dishes, our decorating lives became overtaken with the color blue. We even painted our bedroom walls eggshell blue. We broke up, and I swore off blue. Years passed, and then little trails of blue started seeping back into my life, a stripe on a sock or a navy wool jacket all became desirable once more.

Then during one of your visits I started thinking about blue oxford shirts. And cock-sucking. I don’t know why. I mean, I know why I thought about cock-sucking, but a daydream about a shirt I had never owned was an enigma. It wasn’t a gradual thought, but arrived suddenly; I woke up, looked at you still asleep beside me and wondered what it would be like if I was sucking your cock while we were wearing blue oxford shirts. Or conversely, what it would be like if you were sucking my cock. There was something about the shirts, combined with quickie early morning sex that made me wet. I thought about how I would get up to get ready for work, shower, and iron my shirt while wearing my shorts. I knew you liked to look at me while I ironed in the morning. I often would drag out the process of getting dressed for you. I’d scratch my ass and rub my cunt through my shorts in a distracted manner, or I’d lean over a little too far to pick up my shoes from the floor, making sure you got a tempting view of my rear end. I would tie my tie haphazardly, and ask for your help. Once you told me that I tied my tie like a dyke from the ‘70’s, so I secretly swore never to learn how to do it differently. I wanted to ask for your help, and have you stand up next to me chest to chest, all tall and serious. You would knot my tie correctly, your mouth twisted up gravely and eyes intent. I loved watching how solemn you became as you assisted in my transformation. You liked watching me in my woman’s body getting ready to step into the masculine expression of being the office boy. I’d often joke about making you some morning porn so you could watch me get ready for work, letting the change and gendered layers turn you on.

I looked at you sleeping and thought about my imaginary blue oxford shirt. I wondered how the slightly rough cotton shirt would feel, all warm against my torso after I had ironed it. I’d use lavender spray starch. The starch would help the shirt keep its shape, and the lavender would give the shirt a light musty smell that I liked. I’d wear my black shorts and black bra, because black goes with everything, and black and blue is classic together. I’d leave my shirt unbuttoned when I’d walk into the bedroom, and I would catch a shining sliver of your opened eye as you followed me surreptitiously.

I looked over to see if you were starting to wake up yet. I stirred, hoping that you would wake up enough to fuck, hoping that you would be able to read the message that I was sending with each calculated shift and movement of my naked body. You turned over lazily and grabbed my hip, kissing my shoulder. Your lips were still soft with dreams. I snuggled closer against your warm body, pressing my hips into yours, and murmuring morning fuck-me’s into your half-asleep ear. You growled a tiny morning noise that said “yes”, and I started to tell you all about the blue oxford shirts. And the cock-sucking. I could tell that you were both turned on and amused. Your hand moved across my hip and slid down my ass, seizing it firmly. We pressed ourselves together tightly, our bodies a little moist from being under the covers all night, and from the beginning of sexual heat. I told you in detail about how I wanted to kneel on the scratchy red Persian carpet in my blue shirt and suck your cock. Both of our shirts would be unbuttoned, and as I knelt to take your cock in my mouth, your crisply starched shirt would fall on either side of my face like a curtain. I would be in a cave of cock-sucking, the scent of your cunt wafting upwards, my spit wetting the way as I slid my lips up and down your shaft. I was getting hotter and hotter as I described how I wanted to suck your cock, and our hips were pressing together more urgently.

I got up to pee, untangling myself from your embrace and toddling towards bathroom. I took a minute to rinse out my mouth before coming back to bed. Turning the corner into the bedroom, I could see that you were seated on the edge of the mattress. Despite being more than a little dazed by horniness, the lack of coffee, and the hour, I sauntered over jauntily intending to topple you over and fuck you, but you stopped me by thrusting a crumbled shirt into my hand. I shrugged it on wondering cluelessly what you were up to, and you pushed me to the floor roughly and opened up your shirt. It wasn’t blue, but I hardly noticed this detail. I smiled lasciviously at the cock that you’d strapped on while I was in the bathroom. I appreciate a fellow who can think on his feet, so I leaned into your cock with my mouth, biting my lower lip in anticipation of what was coming, which I hoped would be me.

The Persian carpet was coarse against my knees, your hairy thighs framed your rubber harness, and your shirt folded around my head as I started to suck your cock. With my mouth so close, I smelled the heady scents of rubber, your cunt, and your ass. It was like cock-sucking surround-sound, but with odors and I loved it. I grabbed your hips on both sides and took your silicone cock in as far as I could, making sure that I pressed the base into your pelvic mound as I swallowed your cock. The carpet was hurting my knees, but in that way that made me want to rub my entire body against it to get more of the prickly painful sensation. As I moaned into your cock and cunt, you pulled me up and then abruptly turned me face-down on the side of the bed. I could hear the slurpy noise of lube as you squeezed it from the bottle into the palm of your hand. I eagerly started to open my legs as you slid two fingers inside of my cunt. You slid another finger in and started fucking me shallowly. I yelled into the sheets and started to come immediately as you fucked me, your fingers curved and pressing into my g-spot. With your shirt framing my ass, the memory of sucking your cock fresh in my mouth, and your hand inside of my cunt, I could not stop coming. I yelled, and started babbling with need as you pushed forward and twisted your hand inside of my cunt. “Please fuck me. Please be inside of me. Please.”

You rubbed your knuckles in a “u” shape, pressed down, and then begin fucking me hard and in earnest. It felt like I was being fucked into some spot in the universe; some indeterminate “x” where my limbs and cunt were splayed open to pleasure and you. I had to struggle not to reflexively close my legs. I screamed, and felt a wave of come begin inside of my belly and cunt. With a chain of pulsations, hot come squirted from my cunt. My legs were already dripping from coming, but this orgasm washed all of that away. I could hear you in the distance saying “sweet” as I arched myself up and towards you, and then I collapsed. You eased your hand from inside of me, and laid across my back, your wet forearms holding me close. You murmured that I’d gotten you square between your breasts, commended me on my aim, and we giggled with sexual contentment. We rolled to our sides, still clinging to each other and kissed, each kiss sweetly sealing our fuck. I got up to pee and make coffee, my thighs sticky to my knees, wiped the lube and come off my legs with my shirt, and tossed it to you as a morning fuck souvenir. You smiled, leaned back, and winked at me as you tucked my come-soaked shirt under one arm. It was a marvelous Sunday morning.

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